The Smokey Brisket Events

• WEDNESDAY CHESS NIGHT @ SMOKEY B'S

  

  WEDNESDAY CHESS NIGHT 

  Every Wednesday from 6PM to 9PM, join us for an evening of strategy, friendly rivalry, and good company in partnership with the Helderberg Chess Club.

  Whether you are an experienced player or just starting out, all levels are welcome, including non-members.

  Food Specials
  • Finger Food Platter – R150
  • Mini Feast – R185
  
  

  Drink Specials
  • Saggy Stone (2×500ml) – R100
  • Jack Black (2×330ml) – R80
  • Spirit Doubles – from R80
  • Selected Shooters – R25

  Good moves. Good company. Good food.
  Fountain Square, Somerset West

   

   

   

• TRIVIA NIGHT EVERY THURSDAY

  

  TRIVIA NIGHT EVERY THURSDAY

  Trivia Night happens every Thursday at 7PM.
  Bring your team and put your knowledge to the test for one of the most entertaining quiz nights in Somerset West, hosted by DJ Big G.

  Free entry. The quiz starts at 7PM.

  Prizes
  • A round of shots for the team with the best quiz name
  • A free drink for each member of the winning team

  Thursday Food Specials
  • Brisket, Pork Belly & Beer Night – R230
  • Any Full Pasta Deal – R160

  Bar Specials
  • 2 x Double Brandy/ Gin / Rum/ Vodka & mix Specials – From R80 (Selected Brands)
  • 2 x Double Bells Whiskey & Mix Special – R85
  • Jäger Bomb Special – R140
  • Goodnight Sweetheart – R220

   

  Bring your friends. Bring your brains.
  Fountain Square, Somerset West

• YEAR-END FUNCTIONS & PRIVATE PARTIES

  

  YEAR-END FUNCTIONS/PRIVATE OR SEMI-PRIVATE EVENTS AT THE SMOKEY BRISKET

  Host your year-end function, celebration, or private gathering at The Smokey Brisket in Somerset West. We offer flexible and affordable event options designed to suit your needs and budget.

  What We Offer
  • Set menus tailored to your budget
  • Live music on selected days
  • Soul food and popular house favourites
  • Cash bar facilities
  • Excellent bar deals
  • No venue fees

  Whether you are planning a corporate function, social gathering, or an intimate celebration, our team will assist in creating a memorable experience for you and your guests.

  Special Pricing Requirements
  • Semi-private functions: Minimum of 25 guests
  • Private functions: Minimum of 40 guests
  • All food items must be pre-ordered from our set menus

  For enquiries or bookings, please contact:
  Email: bookings@smokeybrisket.co.za
  WhatsApp: 084 782 6511

   

  We look forward to assisting you with your event planning.

• CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT WITH HELENE HENN

  

  CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT WITH HELENE HENN

  19 December at 7PM.
  A heartwarming Christmas evening of candlelight, carols and beautiful vocals by Helene Henn.

  Expect your favourite carols, a warm festive atmosphere and a cosy dinner setting with family and friends.

  Fountain Square, Somerset West

  
  Bookings Essential!
  
  

  Where Christmas feels like home.

   

• LITTLE BLACK BOX LIVE

  

  LITTLE BLACK BOX LIVE

  20 December at 7PM. Free entry.
  Enjoy raw acoustic energy, smooth vocals and the signature Little Black Box sound for a relaxed and enjoyable evening.

  Expect
  • Live acoustic music
  • Soul food and Smokey favourites
  • Bar specials
  • A warm, friendly atmosphere

  Fountain Square, Somerset West

  
  Bookings Essential!
  

   

   

• SANTA SUNDAY

  

  SANTA SUNDAY FAMILY FUN DAY & XMAS KARAOKE AFTERNOON

  Santa Sunday is the most festive family event of the season.
  Join us on 21 December from 1PM to 5PM for Christmas karaoke, games, great food and relaxed holiday fun.

  Hosted by DJ Derek.

  What’s Happening
  • Family Christmas games
  • Kids Christmas Hunt
  • Jumping Castle
  • Soul food platter specials
  • Festive bar specials
  • Great music and holiday atmosphere

  Perfect for families, friends and anyone who enjoys festive cheer.

  
  Fountain Square, Somerset West

  
  Bookings Essential!

   

   

• GOODBYE 2025 KARAOKE PARTY

  

  GOODBYE 2025 KARAOKE PARTY

  27 December at 7PM. Free entry.
  A night of games, karaoke challenges and entertainment hosted by DJ Derek.

  Fun and Games
  • Name That Tune
  • Karaoke Dare
  • Karaoke Roulette
  • Battle of Duets

  Specials All Night
  • Cocktails: 2 for R110
  • Saggy Stone: 2 for R100
  • Spirit Specials from R80
  • Shooters from R25
  • Burgers from R85

  Sing, laugh and celebrate the last days of the year at The Smokey Brisket.

   

  Fountain Square, Somerset West

   

   

   

• THE GREAT GATSBY NYE MASQUERADE PARTY!

  

  THE GREAT GATSBY NYE MASQUERADE PARTY!

  31 December • 7PM
  The Smokey Brisket – Somerset West

   

  Step into the glamour of the Roaring 1920s this New Year’s Eve as The Smokey Brisket transforms into a world of feathers, pearls, champagne glow, and pure Gatsby elegance.

  This is your night to sparkle — sophisticated, vibrant, and completely unforgettable.

   

  LIVE MUSIC – STEVEN WINTER

  Smooth, soulful, and the perfect soundtrack as we dance and celebrate our way into 2026.

   

  YOUR EVENING INCLUDES A FULL 3-COURSE DINNER

  Choose from three set menus, plus a kids’ menu (R150).
  IMPORTANT: Please pre-order meals when booking by listing your guests and their selections. (Note: Our choc brownies contain nuts.)

  
  Example:
  Pietie Malan – 7 Guests:
  Menu 1 × 1 | Menu 2 × 3 | Menu 3 × 1 | Kids Menu × 2
  
  

   

  MENU OPTIONS
  
  

  MENU 1 – R250 (Vegetarian Option)

   

  Starter:
  • 3 Veggie Spring Rolls + Sweet Chili Sauce
  Mains:
  • Creamy Mushroom & Parmesan Tagliatelle
  Dessert:
  • Choc Brownies / Malva Pudding with Ice Cream

   

  MENU 2 – R300 (Pork Option)

   

  Starter:
  • 1 Veggie Springroll
  • 4 Cocktail Cheese Grillers
  • Served with Sweet Chili & Honey Mustard
  Mains:
  • 250g Pork Belly
  • Cream Cheese Mash + Onion Rings
  Dessert:
  • Choc Brownies / Malva Pudding with Ice Cream

   

  MENU 3 – R350 (Beef & Chicken Option)

   

  Starter:
  • 2 Veggie Springrolls
  • 2 Chicken Strips
  • Served with Sweet Chili & Honey Mustard
  Mains:
  • 250g Slow-Smoked Beef Brisket
  • Fries + Onion Rings
  Dessert:
  • Choc Brownies / Malva Pudding with Ice Cream

   

  KIDS MENU – R150 (Under 12)

   

  Mains:
  • Kids Brisket Burger + Fries
  Dessert:

  • Half Choc Brownie + Ice Cream

   

  R150 – R350 per guest (Includes your dinner!)
  LUS: Amazing bar specials all night long!

   

  DRESS CODE

   

  Embrace the 1920s Gatsby charm — feathers, sequins, pearls, old style manly charm… Or simply wear a mask and enter the mystery. Go all out, or keep it classy — either way, it’s your night to shine.

   

  Let’s dance, toast, celebrate and welcome 2026 in true Smokey Brisket style.

   

  Fountain Square, Corner of Caledon & Drama Road, Somerset West

  BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL!!
  

   

   

  A night of elegance, live music, sparkle and celebration… See you on the 31st! 

• THE HANGOVER CURE PARTY

  

  THE HANGOVER CURE PARTY!

   

  Friday, January 2nd • From 8PM
  The Smokey Brisket, Somerset West

   

  New Year’s Eve was wild…
  New Year’s Day was recovery…
  Now it’s time for ROUND TWO!

   

  Join us for the ultimate Hangover Cure Party, hosted by the one and only DJ Big G — slightly naughty, always nice, and guaranteed to get the vibes going!

   

  What to Expect:
  Babelas Food Special – the perfect cure for damage
  Regmaker Dop Specials – because sometimes the only cure… is more cure
  Big G on the decks bringing fun, laughs, and party energy
  A chilled-but-wild night to ease into 2026 the right way.

   

  Grab your friends, dust off that hangover, and come enjoy a fun, easy-going night full of good music, cold drinks, and great Smokey Brisket vibes.

   

  Fountain Square, c/o Caledon & Drama Street, Somerset West

  
  Bookings Essential!

   

   

  Let’s fix that hangover… Smokey Brisket style!