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- Main Menu
- Starters
- Foccacia (Pizza-style) 24cmR 49.00Mozzarella, Rosemary & Garlic | Blue Cheese & Tomato | Feta & Olive
- Chicken Liver ParfaitR 55.00Clare’s silky, smooth chicken liver pâté recipe is our family Christmas favourite. Served with a freshly baked ciabatta.
- Oven-Baked BrieR 89.00Dalewood brie, flavoured with fresh rosemary & garlic, then baked in the pizza oven until melted. Served with a fresh crispy ciabatta, for dipping. Please allow 20 minutes
- Caesar SaladR 67.00Mixed leaves coated in Clare’s homemade caesar dressing (contains anchovies) topped with croutons, freshly-shaved Grana Padano & roasted prosciutto
- Tomato, Mozzarella & Basil SaladBocconcini mozzarella, fresh basil & cherry tomatoes drizzled with basil pesto, olive oil & balsamic reduction. Served with freshly baked ciabattta bread.PriceR 74.00Add Avocado (in season)R 12.00
- Greek Platter (VV)R 70.00Olives, hummus & dolmades. Served with freshly-baked ciabatta bread
- Italian Meat PlatterR 85.00Italian prosciutto, salami rustico with paprika, olives & a mini caprese salad. Served with freshly-baked ciabatta bread
- SaladsAdd a ciabatta bread, fresh from the ovenR 12.00
- Mixed Salad Bowl (VV)Mixed leaves, shredded cabbage, carrot ribbons & courgette ribbons with Greek-style dressingStarterR 35.00MainR 52.00
- Greek Village Salad (V)Cucumber, tomatoes, red onions, feta cheese, olives & oregano in Greek-style dressing.StarterR 55.00MainR 79.00
- Tropical SaladMixed salad bowl (as above) streaky bacon, fresh avocado (seasonal) & peppadews with balsamic dressingStarterR 61.00MainR 92.00
- Chatters SaladMixed leaf topped with beef biltong, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, cherry tomatoes & red onions with balsamic dressing.StarterR 65.00MainR 98.00
- Caesar SaladMixed leaf coated in Clare's homemade caesar dressing (contains anchovies), topped with croutons, freshly-grated Grana Padano & roasted prosciutto.StarterR 67.00MainR 100.00
- BurgersOur 200g patties are fat & take a little longer to prepare….
- BurgerR 89.00Homemade 200g beef pattie, served in a seeded bun with oven-roasted potato wedges
- CheeseburgerR 99.00Our 200g beef burger, as above, topped with cheddar cheese
- Chatters BurgerR 112.00Our 200g beef burger, as above, topped with gorgonzola-style blue cheese & streaky bacon
- Toasted CiabattasServed with oven-roasted potato wedges & mini salad
- Mozzarella, Basil Pesto & TomatoR 82.00
- Mozzarella, Streaky Bacon & AvocadoR 82.00
- Streaky Bacon, Brie & PeppadewR 99.00
- PizzasTwo sizes available 24cm/30cm. Our chilli & garlic is the real deal, chopped fresh daily. For this
reason we charge it as an extra at R8 each. We also keep a chilli oil & chilli flakes which are complimentary, should you prefer.- Margherita (V)Mozzarella, crushed Italian tomatoes & oregano24cmR 46.0030cmR 69.00
- The Warner (V)Margherita pizza topped with fresh basil, chopped tomatoes & red onions24cmR 62.0030cmR 93.00
- Popeye (V)Margherita pizza topped with feta, spinach & freshly chopped garlic24cmR 64.0030cmR 96.00
- HawaiianMargherita pizza topped with ham & pineapple24cmR 65.0030cmR 98.00
- Tangy ChickenMargherita pizza topped with honey mustard chicken & green peppers24cmR 65.0030cmR 98.00
- Dave’s PizzaMozzarella, freshly chopped chilli, fresh basil, bacon & green peppers (NO tomato base!)24cmR 65.0030cmR 98.00
- CaribbeanMargherita pizza topped with bacon & banana24cmR 65.0030cmR 98.00
- ReginaMargherita pizza topped with ham & mushroom24cmR 65.0030cmR 98.00
- NapolitanaMargherita pizza topped with imported Italian brown anchovies & black olives24cmR 69.0030cmR 104.00
- Vegetarian (V)Margherita pizza topped with spinach, black olives, chopped tomatoes & red onions24cmR 72.0030cmR 108.00
- TropicalMargherita pizza topped with bacon & fresh avocado (seasonal)24cmR 72.0030cmR 108.00
- Carel’s FavouriteMargherita pizza topped with feta, spicy chicken & peppadews24cmR 80.0030cmR 120.00
- R.S.D.Margherita pizza topped with salami, pineapple & freshly chopped garlic24cmR 82.0030cmR 123.00
- 4 Cheeses (V)Margherita pizza topped with feta, gorgonzola style blue cheese & cheddar24cmR 82.0030cmR 123.00
- Chatters ClubMargherita pizza topped with bacon, chopped tomatoes, fresh avocado (seasonal) & freshly chopped garlic24cmR 82.0030cmR 123.00
- MexicanMargherita pizza topped with beef mince, green peppers, red onions, chopped tomatoes &
freshly chopped chilli24cmR 86.0030cmR 129.00 - Jenny’s Special (V)Olive oil, chopped tomatoes, brie, rocket, red onions & oregano (NO tomato base!)24cmR 86.0030cmR 129.00
- Mighty MeatyMargherita pizza topped with ham, chicken & salami24cmR 86.0030cmR 129.00
- SMOGMargherita pizza topped with salami, mushroom, red onions & green peppers24cmR 86.0030cmR 129.00
- 4 StagioniMargherita pizza topped with ham, mushroom, artichokes & black olives24cmR 96.0030cmR 144.00
- Bruno’s Pizza (V)Margherita pizza topped with pineapple, banana, spinach, peppadews & fresh avocado (seasonal)24cmR 96.0030cmR 144.00
- The AlexanderMargherita pizza topped with spicy chicken, freshly chopped chilli, peppadews, rocket
& fresh avocado (seasonal)24cmR 96.0030cmR 144.00 - La JacquelineBrie, streaky bacon & preserved figs (NO tomato base!)24cmR 96.0030cmR 144.00
- RusticaMargherita pizza topped with goats’ cheese, sundried tomato pesto & streaky bacon24cmR 99.0030cmR 149.00
- Al FrescoMozzarella, fresh chopped tomatoes, rocket, imported Italian prosciutto & freshly grated Grana Padano (NO tomato base!)24cmR 110.0030cmR 165.00
- Eddie’s Seafood PizzaMargherita pizza topped with prawn meat, calamari, mussel meat & freshly chopped garlic24cmR 116.0030cmR 174.00
- MichelicoMargherita pizza topped with gorgonzola-style blue cheese, salami, red onions, rocket & fresh avocado (seasonal)24cmR 116.0030cmR 174.00
- CapriMargherita pizza topped with imported white anchovies, black olives & capers24cmR 116.0030cmR 175.00
- UltimatoMozzarella, mushroom, capers, artichokes & imported Italian prosciutto (NO tomato base!)24cmR 116.0030cmR 174.00
- LaimiMargherita pizza topped with beef biltong, mushroom, red onions & fresh avocado (seasonal)24cmR 120.0030cmR 180.00
- All our Pizzas are also available with Gluten-Free BaseAddR 20.00
- Create Your Own PizzaStart with a Margherita Base (24cm/30cm)
- Normal Pizza BaseTopped with tomato, mozzarella & oregano24cmR 46.0030cmR 69.00
- Gluten Free Pizza BaseTopped with tomato, mozzarella & oregano24cmR 66.0030cmR 89.00
- Group 1Freshly Chopped Chilli, Freshly Chopped Garlic, Fresh Rosemary, Fresh Basil, Red Onions24cm - Per ToppingR 5.0030cm - Per ToppingR 8.00
- Group 2Spinach, Green Peppers, Capers, Freshly Chopped Tomatoes, Banana24cm - Per ToppingR 10.0030cm - Per ToppingR 15.00
- Group 3Cheddar, Freshly Grated Grana Padano, Ham, Feta, Calamari, Mussel Meat, Chicken, Olives, Rocket, Pineapple, Mushrooms24cm - Per ToppingR 14.0030cm - Per ToppingR 21.00
- Group 4Mozzarella, Streaky Bacon, Avocado, Peppadews, Preserved Figs, Imported Italian Brown Anchovies, Honey Mustard Chicken, Spicy Chicken24cm - Per ToppingR 18.0030cm - Per ToppingR 27.00
- Group 5Artichokes, Basil Pesto, Sundried Tomato Pesto, Goats Cheese24cm - Per ToppingR 24.0030cm - Per ToppingR 36.00
- Group 6Salami, Minced Beef, Gorgonzola-style Blue Cheese24cm - Per ToppingR 28.0030cm - Per ToppingR 42.00
- Group 7Imported Italian Prosciutto, Dalewood Brie, Prawn Meat24cm - Per ToppingR 50.0030cm - Per ToppingR 75.00
- Group 8Imported White Anchovies, Beef Biltong24cm - Per ToppingR 60.0030cm - Per ToppingR 90.00
- Extras on the SideFreshly Chopped Chilli | Freshly Chopped GarlicR 8.00Freshly Grated Grana PadanoR 12.00
- A note on our Pizzas:Dough is made daily by hand, not machine. Pizza bases are rolled by hand & for this reason may differ slightly in size & shape. Our small size base is 24cm and the large is 30cm, although more often than not they are slightly larger than this. As a guide please use the line indented on your pizza plate, which sits at 24cm on the small plate and 30cm on the large.
- Pasta
- Linguini Al Aglio E Olio (VV)R 64.00Linguini tossed with freshly chopped garlic, lemon zest, parsley, olive oil & a hint of chilli
- Spaghetti Pomodoro (V)R 82.00Pomodoro sauce, made with cherry tomatoes, crushed Italian tomatoes, red onions, freshly chopped garlic, butter & fresh basil. Served on spaghetti
- Spaghetti Al PestoR 95.00Spaghetti tossed with basil pesto, cherry tomatoes & freshly grated Grana Padano
- Spaghetti BologneseR 95.00A rich, meaty bolognese sauce made with prime minced beef, mushrooms, tomatoes, red onions, freshly chopped garlic & red wine. Served on spaghetti
- Linguini Alla Gorgonzola Dolce (V)R 99.00Linguini tossed with olive oil, red onions, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, peppadews & rocket
- Linguini CarbonaraR 99.00Linguini tossed with bacon, freshly chopped garlic, cream, parsley, egg & freshly grated Grana Padano
- Penne DiabloR 99.00Penne tossed in olive oil with Italian imported brown anchovies (melted into the olive oil), cherry tomatoes, black olives, freshly chopped chilli & sprinkled with parsley & freshly grated Grana Padano
- Penne Alla Siciliana (V)R 132.00Penne tossed in sundried tomato pesto with cherry tomatoes, goats cheese, cream, black olives, red onions & fresh basil
- Gluten-Free Penne AvailableAddR 15.00
- Al FornoThese menu items take a little longer to prepare….
- LasagneR 105.00Lasagne, layered with our rich, meaty bolognese sauce, made with prime minced beef, mushrooms, tomatoes, red onions, garlic & red wine. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
- Potato Bake with Spinach, Feta & Mushroom (V)R 79.00Creamy, cheesy bake made with diced potato, fresh spinach, feta, mushroom & cream. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
- Potato Bake with Bacon, Blue Cheese & OnionR 99.00Creamy, cheesy bake made with diced potato, bacon, gorgonzola-style blue cheese, onion
& cream. Topped with cheese & baked in our wood-fired oven
- Homemade Desserts
- Trio of Mini DessertsR 79.00Can’t decide?? Three mini desserts on one plate. Ask your waiter for today’s combination
- Amarula Crème BrûléeR 50.00Traditional, creamy custard dessert, flavoured with the African Amarula liqueur & vanilla beans
- Chocolate TorteR 62.00A rich, moist torte made with dark imported Callebaut Belgian chocolate, espresso & dark rum. Served warm with ice cream.
- PavlovaR 56.00Crispy meringue base topped with sweetened whipped cream, seasonal fruit & berry coulis
- Homemade Ice CreamClare makes all the ice cream. Ask your waiter for today’s flavour choices. Served in a home-made brandy snap basketPriceR 50.00Can’t decide which flavour? Make a trio of mini ice creams in basketsR 60.00
- Lemon & Ginger CheesecakeR 62.00This light & creamy, fridge cheesecake has a ginger biscuit base, is flavoured with lemon zest & topped with candied ginger crumb
- Wicked WafflesA Belgian Waffle toasted in the Pizza oven (allow 20 mins)…Topped with Vanilla Ice Cream & Golden SyrupR 46.00Topped with Vanilla Ice Cream & Belgian Chocolate SauceR 62.00
- AffogatoR 34.00Vanilla ice cream with espresso
- Espresso & TrufflesR 48.00Single Ethiopian blend espresso served with two handmade Belgian chocolate liqueur truffles
- Espresso & GrappaR 54.00Single Ethiopian blend espresso served with a shot of Wilderers award-winning Shiraz Reserve Grappa
- Selection of Teas, Coffees & Dom Pedros
- After Dinner Drinks
- Ethiopian Blend CoffeeEspresso, Macchiato, Americano, Cappuccino, Cafe LatteFromR 20.00
- Selection of Dilmah Herbal TeasR 20.00Rooibos, Green Tea & Jasmine, Green Tea & Mint, Pure Peppermint, Chamomile, Earl Grey
- Liqueur Coffees & Dom PedrosJameson, Kahlua, Amarula, Frangelico, AmarettoFromR 42.00
- Dessert Wines, Port & GrappaGraham Beck Rhona MuscadelR 27.00Pierre Jourdan RatafiaR 35.00Overgauuw PortR 30.00Wilderer’s Shiraz Reserve GrappaR 40.00
- Brandy & CognacRichlieuR 15.00KlipdriftR 15.00Fine de Jourdan (Potstill Brandy)R 54.00Courvoisier VSOPR 62.00
- Premium WhiskyJohnnie Walker BlackR 36.00GlenmorangieR 49.00
- DigestifsJagtR 22.00JagermeisterR 22.00Fernet BrancaR 30.00Ramazotti AmaroR 30.00
- Liqueurs Over IceAmarettoR 28.00DrambuieR 34.00CointreauR 34.00AmarulaR 15.00FrangelicoR 22.00KahluaR 22.00
- Notes:
- A Note on CorkageWe put a lot of time, effort & money into creating & maintaining our wine list. We feel it offers a great selection of South African wines at various price points & reasonable mark-ups. For this reason, we do not allow customers to bring their own wines into the restaurant. If you have any suggestions on wines, which we may include in future, they are most definitely welcomed. Thank you for your understanding.
- A Note on (Not) Taking Away AlcoholWe are licensed to sell alcohol for “ON CONSUMPTION” only. Our license is vital to the successful running of our business & we do not wish to risk losing it. This unfortunately means that we cannot allow alcohol to be removed from the premises. In the event that you will likely not finish a full bottle, please consider ordering from our large selection of wines by the glass.
- A Note on GratuitiesService is not included in your bill at Chatters. Tips/gratuities are left entirely at your own discretion. As a guide for visitors to South Africa, who are not sure of the tipping procedure here, a 10% tip would be the normal. For excellent service, one might consider a higher percentage.
Menu last updated: 17 May 2018Menus are deemed correct at time of publication but may vary over time. It is the responsibility of the restaurant to maintain the menu and ensure prices are up to date.
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